Kepler's mother was a witch!

I found a very, very funny website. I don't think I could have done a better job myself of satirizing the religious right. But of course it's not satire. Follow this link to find a real live creationist and geocentrist. That's right, the earth doesn't move. It doesn't even rotate. Not only this, but the website's founder, Marshall Hall, informs us that evolution and the heliocentric model of the solar system are in fact Jewish conspiracies.

Before you dismiss this guy as a harmless wackjob, you should know that his website was recently referenced by congressmen from Texas and Georgia in an attack on teaching evolution in public schools. No shit. Here's the story.

I'm beginning to think that getting German residency with Eva might not be such a bad idea.